Zucchini, zuchinni, zookeeknee, no matter how you spell it, it's edible, a useful tool for many obscene purposes including eating, leaving large piles of it on people's doorsteps late at night, whacking bad children with it, it is a weapon of messy destruction, and it cross breeds with pumpkins and spaghetti squash. Eat it before it eats you.

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